Ant Queen's claw

Once upon a time, this claw was attached to a gigantic robotic Queen Ant that tried to smite you. Obviously you got the upper hand, or upper claw as the case may be, and now this claw can be used by you to smite other opponents.

Type: weapon (melee)
Class: staff
Hands: 1
Attack: 25
Cost of TP on use: N/A
Damage Type: Physical damage
Autosell value: N/A

Cannot be discarded
Cannot be autosold
Cannot be stored
Cannot be traded

Outfit name: N/A

Plural: ant queen's claws
Bonus: +5% chance of Critical Hit

Obtained From

• Charlie Gardens Memorial Park
  • Killer Queen Ant

When Used In Combat

Successful Attacks:

• Like a bird in the hand, apparently one Ant Queen's claw is worth X damage, though not in his bush.
• You use your claw to engage in a long hot battle with your opponent, causing it X worth of cold law damage.
• You look closely at the claw, and notice a small button. You press the button, and the pincers suddenly thrust out at your opponent and give it a bad hair cut. You laugh it to scorn, causing it X damage.
• You press a button on the handle of the claw and the arm extends toward your opponent, delivering a nasty purple-nurple for X damage.
• In a moment of madness, you swing your claw wildly in the direction of your opponent. The outcome is certain - X damage!
• Your opponent don't understand the power of the claw, and fails to move out of the way, suffering X damage as a result.

Miss Attacks:

• You climb up a nearby tree that you didn't know was there before now, and slowly lower the claw down onto your opponent. Unfortunately, you've never been good at those kinds of games and miss horribly.
• The claw makes an awesome whistling sound as it swings through the air, but you'd much rather have heard an awesome crunching sound as it connected with some part of your opponent.

Fumble Attacks:

• You start to yell out "Go go Gadg..." but a man with a bad toupee and a lisp tells you "That'sh copyright infringement!" His spittle causes you x damage!
• You drop your Ant Queen's claw on your Body parts for X damage!
• You attempt to attack your opponent, but somehow manage to get your hand stuck in the claw's pincers, causing yourself X damage!

References

• "Like a bird in the hand......" This attack message is a reference to the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush"
• The term 'purple nurple' refers to the sharp pinching of someone's nipple and twisting violently
• "But he don't understand the power of the claw..." is a line from a song by Moterhead called The Claw
• The "Go go Gadg..." failed attack message and the man with the toupee is a reference to the movie Inspector Gadget.
• "Unfortunately, you've never been good at those kinds of games and miss horribly." references an arcade game known as a Claw Crane.

Collection

INVISIBLE - 778 | McFeisty - 322 | Fizzbin - 212 | jimmyBUFFET - 187 | Reenix - 139 | Josiah - 76 | Sponge_Bob - 49 | BrownChickenBrownCow - 25 | pandamonieum - 19 | Yarlith - 16