Awards

Listed below are the "awards" that are given in the game for completing certain tasks. Once you have completed the requirements for an award go to Burt's Awards in the mall where you can buy the award and it will be placed in the player's profile for everyone to see.

Awards

Number	Name	Image	Image filename	Requirement	Restriction
1	Well that was a waste of time!		A Complete Waste of Time	Click The Construction Site 1001 Times.	Had to be completed during Pre-Alpha Stage of Paradox the Musical.
2	Certificate of Denoobification		I Am So Smrt	For Completing all tasks required by Professor von Noob.	None
3	Wet Behind the Ears	File:Wet Behind the Ears.png	Wet Behind The Ears	For using 200 water balloons from the inventory.	None
4	Was That You?		Was That You	Use 200 Fart-In-A-Bags from the inventory.	None
5	Knock Knock		Knock Knock	For using 100 really bad jokes in combat.	None
6	McJob		McJob	For creating 30 Artery Hardeners in a single combine.	Must be made in one Combine
7	McManager		McManager	For creating 50 Artery Hardeners in a single combine.	Must be made in one Combine
8	Totally Sporadic		Totally Sporadic	For using 30 of each pink, white and green spores.	None
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11	I Saw		I Saw	For watching 1000 movies.	None
12	Red Light Award		Red Light Award	Defeat 100 opponents with an intense infrared emitter.	None
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17	Mon't Mook at Meef		Mont Mook at Meef	For eating 100 topsy-turvy toffees.	None
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20	Dead and Alive		Dead And Alive	For defeating 100 Schrodinger cats.	None
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22	Hollyfood		Hollyfood	For eating 10 boxes of cinema popcorn, 10 handfuls of Dixon Choc-Orange Balls (TM), 10 packs of Dixon Prunets (TM) and 10 choc-top ice cream cones.	None
23	Night Vision		Night Vision	For eating 50 carrots.	None
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26	Compensation		Compensation	For defeating 300 opponents with a really big ruler equipped.	None
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28	Butterfists		Butterfists	For beating yourself snotless by fumbling 3 times.	None
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30	Xtra Strong		Xtra Strong	For reaching level 10 or higher with a 20% Brawn stat bias.	Applies to current run only
31	Xtra Smart		Xtra Smrt	For reaching level 10 or higher with a 20% Brains stat bias.	Applies to current run only
32	Xtra Brave		Xtra Brave	For reaching level 10 or higher with a 20% Bravado stat bias.	Applies to current run only
33	Xtra Xtra Strong		Xtra Xtra Strong	For reaching level 20 or higher with a 10% Brawn stat bias.	Applies to current run only
34	Xtra Xtra Smart		Xtra Xtra Smrt	For reaching level 20 or higher with a 10% Brains stat bias.	Applies to current run only
35	Xtra Xtra Brave		Xtra Xtra Brave	For reaching level 20 or higher with a 10% Bravado stat bias.	Applies to current run only
36	Bearest Bum		Bearest Bum	For defeating a bear bum 50 times without pants.	None
37	Conshroomerism		Conshroomerism	For consuming 50 of each shrewd, shrivelled, shrieking, shrunken and simple mushroom.	None
38	Slug Buggerer		Slug Buggerer	For choosing to Bug the Slugs 200 times.	None
39	Diesel Strong		Diesel Strong	For reaching level 30 or higher with a 5% Brawn stat bias	Applies to current run only
40	Diesel Smart		Diesel Smrt	For reaching level 30 or higher with a 5% Brains stat bias	Applies to current run only
41	Diesel Brave		Diesel Brave	For reaching level 30 or higher with a 5% Bravado stat bias	Applies to current run only
42	Tub Thumper		Tub Thumper	For drinking a whiskey drink, a vodka drink, a cider drink and a lager drink	None?