Bath buddy

Breaker one-nine, this here's a rubber duck. It's the one. It won't rearrange your world, but it might help you learn something more from it.

Type: miscellaneous item
Autosell value: 100

{{{gifted}}} be gifted
Can be autosold
Can be traded
Can be stored

Plural: bath buddies

Obtained From

• Mr. Notlob's Holopet Emporium

When Used

You place the bath buddy in your C.A.G.E.'s scanning system and press the "SCAN" button. For several seconds, intense beams of light sweep across the bath buddy, while the screen displays helpful progress messages... "SCANNING... 2 minutes remaining... 5 minutes remaining... 8 seconds remaining... 3 hours remaining..." Hmmm, this seems strangely familiar.

After an indeterminate amount of time, the message shows "SCAN COMPLETE - NEW HOLOPET SUCCESSFULLY INSTALLED!", which is terrific, but unfortunately the process involves your bath buddy being de-molecularized and hyper-accelerated to the point that it, well, no longer exists, man.

On the up-side, your shiny new holographic Bath Buddy makes a great addition to your collection.

For some obscure reason, you decide to call it "Random name". Lovely.

Notes

• Makes a Bath Buddy appear in your C.A.G.E.

References

• Breaker one-nine is trucker slang for wanting to start a transmission.
• Rubber Duck was the lead character in a movie about truckers called Convoy.
• "Rubber ducky, you're the one, that makes the bathtub lots of fun.." is a song children sometimes sing.

Collection

CeruleanArcher - 3001 | jimmyBUFFET - 2 | Gurps - 2 | Rakkasan - 1 | HolderofSecrets - 1 | underscore - 1 | LadyDelilah - 1 | Diarmuid - 1 | OinkOink08 - 1 | unknownZ - 1