Birthday booty box

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Description

How often do you get a present from a one-year-old at his or her own birthday? Never, that's how often!

Who cares what's inside? It's the thought that counts, right? Right?

The box is calling out to you "OPEN ME! OPEN ME!" and you know you're just dying to comply. Gives new meaning to "booty call" really, doesn't it?

Type: Miscellaneous Items
Attack: N/A
Defence: N/A
Autosell Value: N/A
Can not be discarded
Can not be traded


Obtained From

  • Given out on August 29th 2009 on Paradox's first Birthday!

When Used

Somewhat apprehensively, you untie the ribbon and lift off the lid of the box. It completely fails to explode in your face, which is a good start, and... oooh! it's full of goodies!

Notes

The following messsage appeared on the profile page at login:
PARADOX THE MUSICAL JUST TURNED ONE!!!! Yep, it's true, and you know how they say "It's our birthday but YOU get the presents?" Well, whoever they are, you know they're usually lying, but in this case... it's completely true! And you don't even have to buy anything to get them!

Please enjoy this bootylicious little boxful of birthday booty with our compliments and...

Thanks for playing!

References

A booty call is a telephone call, made with the intent of engaging in sexual acts with the person being contacted.

Collection

jupider - 1 | Grokly - 1 | Crunchie - 1 | McFeisty - 1 | MasTechno - 1 | WooHooToo - 1 | HolderofSecrets - 1 | littlemissy - 1 | Babbins - 1 | Blaize - 1


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