Ceremonial ribbon-cutting scissors

This is a pair of ridculously oversized novelty scissors, used by important people to cut silly ribbons.

Type: weapon (melee)
Class: blade
Hands: 1
Attack: 15
Cost of TP on use: N/A
Damage Type: Physical damage
Autosell value: 20

Cannot be discarded
Can be autosold
Can be stored
Can be traded

Outfit name: N/A

Plural: pairs of ceremonial ribbon-cutting scissors
Bonus: N/A

Obtained From

Demo Location
- The Mayor of Palookaville

When Used in Combat

Successful Attack(s):

Part of this ceremony appears to involve stabbing your opponent, dealing XXX damage and making it suffer.
You indulge in a bit of hack'n'slash and discover that, ceremonially speaking, XXX damage to your opponent is pretty good!
You cut your opponent, declaring it open to the public, and doing XXX damage in the process.
You deal your opponent XXX damage! Since your scissors are meant to be ceremonial, you wonder briefly why they made them so good for stabbing things with.
You take your scissors and ceremonially deal XXX damage to your opponent!

Missed Attack(s):

Your opponent tosses a large ribbon off to the side and, thinking you're some big-shot presenter, instinctively go after that instead.

Unsuccessful Attack(s):

FUMBLE! You drop your ceremonial ribbon-cutting scissors on your arm for 3 damage!
FUMBLE! Due to the ridiculous size of your scissors, you lose your grip and drop them on your <body part>, poking yourself for X damage.

Notes

References

Pokes fun at the gigantic pairs of scissors manufactured for grand ribbon-cutting ceremonies.

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