Cheese cutter

Normal people would just use a knife to cut cheese, but this is a "special" cheese cutter, for "special" people and their "special" cheese. I'd be careful with it if I were you though; you might have someone's eye out.

Type: weapon (melee)
Class: melee
Hands: 1
Attack: 6
Cost of TP on use: N/A
Damage Type: physical
Autosell value: 24

Cannot be be discarded
Can be be autosold
Can be be stored
Can be be traded

Outfit name: N/A

Plural: cheese cutters
Bonus: N/A

Obtained From

• Kitchens
  • Pantry Raid

When Used In Combat

Hit Messages:

• You cut your opponents with the cheese cutter for X damage.
• Like a knife through hot butter, your cheese cutter passes through your opponent for X damage.
• You ask your opponent to "smell the cheese". As it attempts to oblige, you stab it with the cheese cutter for X damage. I bet it didn't expect that!

Fumbled Messages:

• You cut the cheese, but not with your cheese cutter. This causes X embarrassment damage to your ego.

Missed Messages:

• Your opponents distract you by yelling "Where's the cheese?" and you miss your attack by looking around hopefully for some real cheese to cut.
• Armed with your trusty cheese cutter you swing! You miss. Awwwwww.
• You swing your cheese cutter about menacingly and then realise that your opponent is not made of cheese.

Notes

• Must be equipped to make pieces of the Cheese Duds outfit out of wedges of cheese.

References

• This item is a play on terms of a Cheese grater blade popularly from Dungeons & Dragons.
• A few of the attack messages refer to vulgar slang which means "To expel intestinal gas."

Collection

cowboy - 2000 | jupider - 1337 | MsFeisty - 1294 | CommanderMack - 1272 | Arikel - 908 | McFeisty - 663 | LadyDelilah - 65 | babe - 53 | AxiS_Shadowbane - 45 | Seir - 41