Deluxe Yule cracker

Interesting fact: In some countries, these things are called "bon-bons", which basically means "good-goods", a term that is probably much more redundant than it needs to be, especially considering they're not usually even worthy of one "good". This particular cracker is apparently "deluxe", which supposedly means "of superior quality", but which you know just means "shiny and more expensive."

Type: miscellaneous item
Autosell value: N/A

Can be gifted
Cannot be autosold
Can be traded
Can be stored

Plural: Deluxe Yule crackers

When Used

Grasping one end of the cracker in each hand, you yank firmly and... one end sort of tears a bit. Wait, where's the kaboom? There was supposed to be an earth-shattering kaboom! Or at least a small bang.

Oh, right, the little cardboardy thing with the gunpowdery stuff on it's not where it's supposed to be. Hold on a second... let's try this again. You pinch the cardboardy thing with the gunpowdery stuff between your fingery whatsits and pull hard. You're rewarded with a small fizzle and a tiny puff of acrid smoke and... no, that's about it. Deluxe? Right. Deluxe fail.

• You gain: 1 shiny cardboard crown
• You gain: 6-10 really bad jokes

And a random one of?:

• You gain: 1 deck of tiny playing cards, or
• You gain: 1 plastic clip-on earring, or
• You gain: 1 monster finger puppet

Obtained From

• colourfully wrapped Yule present

References

• "Wait, where's the kaboom? There was supposed to be an earth-shattering kaboom!" is a reference to the trials and tribulations of Marvin the Martian.

Notes

• Was given out for Yule Day 2009

Collection

Zammorak - 5 | Spiff - 3 | Right2Wrong2000 - 2 | Elusis - 2 | art_bohemia - 1 | Crunchie - 1 | jimmyBUFFET - 1 | Kratar - 1 | Blaize - 1 | underscore - 1