Ebriositatic elephant

This elephant is painfully sober and it doesn't look too happy about it.

Type: miscellaneous item
Autosell value: 100

Can be be gifted
Can be autosold
Can be traded
Can be stored

Plural: ebriositatic elephants

Obtained From

• Mr. Notlob's Holopet Emporium

When Used

You place the ebriositatic elephant in your C.A.G.E.'s scanning system and press the "SCAN" button. For several seconds, intense beams of light sweep across the ebriositatic elephant, while the screen displays helpful progress messages... "SCANNING... 2 minutes remaining... 5 minutes remaining... 8 seconds remaining... 3 hours remaining..." Hmmm, this seems strangely familiar.

After an indeterminate amount of time, the message shows "SCAN COMPLETE - NEW HOLOPET SUCCESSFULLY INSTALLED!", which is terrific, but unfortunately the process involves your ebriositatic elephant being de-molecularized and hyper-accelerated to the point that it, well, no longer exists, man.

On the up-side, your shiny new holographic Ebriositatic Elephant makes a great addition to your collection.

For some obscure reason, you decide to call it "Random name". Lovely.

Notes

• Makes a Ebriositatic Elephant appear in your C.A.G.E.

References

Pink Elephants on Parade a segment from the Disney animated movie Dumbo in which Dumbo and Timothy Mouse, after accidentally becoming intoxicated, see pink elephants sing, dance, and play trumpets during an infamous hallucination sequence. The song, along with the segment itself, has been ingrained in pop culture as an infamous allusion to intoxication.

Collection

Rakkasan - 2 | Gurps - 2 | unknownZ - 1 | PussyLiquor - 1 | Werecat - 1 | HolderofSecrets - 1 | Arikel - 1 | McFeisty - 1 | underscore - 1 | CommanderMack - 1