Elephant wings

Now, I've seen a horse fly, and I've seen a bar fly, but I ain't never seen an elephant fly. I'd imagine if one wanted to, it would probably need these back.

Type: food
Autosell value: 60
Turns on use: 11-14
Fullness: 3

Cannot be discarded
Can be autosold
Can be traded
can be stored

Plural: serves of elephant wings

Obtained From

• Recipes

Base Turns to Combine

• 3

Recipe

Ingredients:	1 Pigeon wing	1 Dixon's All-Purpose Seasoning	1 Sachet of "special" sauce
Result:	Elephant wings

When Consumed

You eat the elephant wings. You don't normally eat elephant but, well, these ones taste just like pigeon. You wonder why they're called "elephant wings". Are you courageous enough to ask?

• You gain 11-16 turns
• You gain 3 fullness

Stats:

• You gain 15 brawn
• You gain 5 brains
• You gain 5 bravado

Effects:

• No effects are given

Notes

• Needs Convection oven to make.
• Microwave oven reduces the number of turns needed to prepare.

References

• The name of this item is probably a reference to the bar favorite "buffalo wings", and the fact that they are chicken instead of buffalo.
• The line about an elephant needing ears to fly is a reference to Dumbo[1], the disney elephant that could fly with its wings (or could it?)

Collection

LordCretin - 100 | MsFeisty - 29 | McFeisty - 19 | CommanderMack - 6 | HolderofSecrets - 2 | Bodari - 1 | unknownZ - 1 | OinkOink08 - 1 | Diarmuid - 1 | Rakkasan - 1