Ex-bearded lady

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Description

You're approached by a fairly unremarkable-looking (although definitely remarkably-dressed) woman. She holds out her hand toward you and says "Spare a couple of Moolah for an ex-bearded lady?"

"Sorry, did you say EX-bearded lady?", you ask.

"That's right, 15 years behind a set of whiskers and proud of it! Spare a couple of Moolah?" she repeats.

"But, what happened?", you ask, bewildered.

"Oh, I was cured! I had a slight headache you see, and the doctor gave me some pills, and before you know it - BAM! All my whiskers fell out! One minute I'm a carnie with a trade, and the next minute my livelihood's gone. So, how about that Moolah?"

"Um, well, I don't really think so," you say, and start to walk away.

Opponent Level Information

Opponent Level:

Power Level:

Attack Rating:

Defence Rating: 25?

Scaling

• Does this opponent scale to you? No
• Subpoints Gain: Does this scale with player stats? No
• Opponent Level: Does this scale with player stats? No
• HP: Does this scale with player stats? No
• Elemental Damage Reduction: Y/N? If So What Kind
• Elemental Weakness: Y/N? If So What Kind
• Physical Resistance: Y/N?

Combat Messages

Initiative Message(s):

• "Well, if that's how you're going to be, I guess I'll just have to take it then, Big Nose!" she says, and tries to look threatening while not actually doing anything.
• "Fine then, if you won't give me your Moolah, I'll just have to take it!" she yells, and rushes at you.

Successful Attack

• You suggest that maybe she could consider hair plugs for her chin. "Plug this!" she says and pummels you for X DAMAGE!

• She uses the elastic of a fake beard as a sling shot and hits you in the chin for X DAMAGE!

• She starts plucking random hairs from your body to make you as bald as her chin, doing X DAMAGE!

Miss Messages:

• She strikes a pose as if to stun you with her amazing hairless chin and strains her neck.

• She puts on a fake beard to give you a before and after example of her career and gets distracted reminiscing about her glory days.

• You've had enough of looking at her chin, so you close your eyes, causing her to pout instead of attacking you.

Location(s)

• Second-hand Sideshow

Rewards

• You acquire an item: small handful of cabbage ( ?% )
• You acquire an item: fake beard ( ?% )
• You acquire an item: Dr. Morelli's miracle elixir ( ?% )
• You gain 38-79 moolah

Stats:

• You gain 1-6 brawn subpoints
• You gain 1-6 brains subpoints
• You gain 1-6 bravado subpoints

References

• The entire description of this combat is a reference to the 'Ex-Leper' sketch by the English comedy group Monty Python from their film 'Life of Brian'. You can read the original sketch HERE