Half-chewed towel

This towel was once a predinner snack for a goa.. unicorn. There is still enough of it left to wind it up and flick someone with.

Type: weapon (melee)
Class: towel
Hands: 1
Attack: 11
Cost of TP on use: N/A
Damage Type: Physical damage
Autosell value: 45

Can be discarded
Can be autosold
Can be stored
Can be traded

Outfit name:

Plural: Half-chewed towels
Bonus: none or not yet known

Obtained From

• Second-hand Sideshow

Combat Messages

Successful Attack

• You use your towel like a chamois and polish X off your opponents in the process.
• You give your opponent a thorough towelling, drying it off for X damage.
• You towel-whip your opponents for X damage. I bet that stings.

Missed Attack:

• You wrap your towel around your head in the hope that your opponent won't be able to see you, but you completely forget about the whole "you can't see her either" thing, and end up hitting nothing but air.
• You would attack your opponent if you hadn't decided that it was a great idea to wear your towel as a turban. Now it's all tangled.
• You twirl your towel around to get it nice and ready for a good flicking, but accidentally drop it.
• You attempt to flick your opponent, but end up just throwing in the towel.

Fumble Messages

• You wind up and flick the towel with a resounding SNAP! Unfortunately that SNAP was the sound of the towel hitting you in the bum for X damage!

References

• "This towel was once a predinner snack for a goa.. unicorn." seems to be a reference to the "unicorn" featured in Ringling Bros. and Barnum & Bailey Circus and created by Oberon Zell-Ravenheart by altering the horns of a young goat.
• Throwing in the Towel is in reference to the literal meaning of throwing a towel into the ring in boxing (signaling that a fighter can no longer continue by throwing a towel into the area where the fight takes place).

Collection

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