Happy First Birthday Paradox!

PARADOX THE MUSICAL JUST TURNED ONE!!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO US! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO US!

Yep, it's true, and you know how they say "It's our birthday but YOU get the presents?" Well, whoever they are, you know they're usually lying, but in this case... it's completely true! And you don't even have to buy anything to get them!

Please enjoy this bootylicious little boxful of birthday booty with our compliments and...

Thanks for playing!

Item List

• Birthday booty box
  • Legion face mask.
  • Jay's cabbage and slug dripping potato chips.
  • bottle of Acqua Frizzante Rosa champagne.
  • 1-Candle Birthday Bling.
  • Happy First Birthday sticker.
  • bootyless birthday booty box.

Notes

• Paradox's birthday is August 29th.
• First birthday happened in 2009