Heuristic Hookah

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Dude! You can't wait to put this baby to use! Better pack some snacks!

Name: Heuristic Hookah
Category: HoloPet

Hatchling: Pocket hookah

Holopet-Specific equipment: disposable mini-Dic

Obtained From

• Using a Pocket hookah.

Effect

• Blocks attacks
• Increases Moolah Drops.XX%
• Drops up to 3 LifeSpark Shards a day.

Block Messages

• <Pet name> tries to convince your opponent that you're having, like, totally a fundraiser-a-thon. You know, man, to try and, like, raise money for, like, all the people that lost their crops. Your opponent considers making a donation... later.
• <Pet name> convinces your opponent that its moolah is going up in smoke!

Rewards Messages

• <Pet name> explains how the fundamentals of the combat technique of "Hit, Hit, Pass" would have worked in that fight and suddenly everything becomes clear!
• <Pet name> blows a huge cloud of smoke into your face and asks, "Do you understand now?" You smile happily and reply, "Totally."
• <Pet name> puffs away happily while you collect your loot.

Notes

• You can receive a Block, the "loot" Reward, and one of the other Reward messages all in one combat round.
• You can receive the "loot" Reward message and not have any actual loot or moolah rewards.
• Moolah drops comparable to Placable Platypus.

References

• "You better pack some snacks", "like... you know man... like", and something in every message are references to the well known drug, marijuana.
• A hookah is a middle-eastern smoking device usually used for tobacco or opium.
• The picture of the pet is actually a picture of a water pipe or bong.