Jogger

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Description

As you wander around aimlessly, you encounter a jogger who seems annoyed to find you blocking his path. You can see he's at the peak of physical fitness. For a jogger anyway.. You know, scrawny arms, shin splints, fallen arches, even a mild case of jogger's nipple. What a jerk!

He doesn't look like he's going to be too much trouble.

Opponent Level Information

Opponent Level: 11

Power Level:10

Attack Rating: 11

Defence Rating:

Scaling

• Does this opponent scale to you? No
• Subpoints Gain: Does this scale with player stats? No
• Opponent Level: Does this scale with player stats? No
• HP: Does this scale with player stats? No
• Elemental Damage Reduction: Y/N? If So What Kind
• Elemental Weakness: Y/N? If So What Kind
• Physical Resistance: Y/N?

Combat Messages

Initiative Message(s):

• He shouts at you angrily, and starts waving his arms about, but isn't used to all that upper-body activity and has to pause for minute to recover.
• He shouts at you angrily - something about failing to beat his "personal best" - and lunges toward you.

Successful Attack(s):

• He swings his arm wildly and hits you in the Body parts, causing X DAMAGE! What a jerk!
• He sissy-punches you in the Body parts for X DAMAGE! Jerk!

Missed Attack(s):

• He flails his arms wildly at your Body parts but misses like the jerk that he is.
• He tries to punch you in the Body parts but his upper-body strength leaves a lot to be desired. Jerk
• He tries to attack you, but hasn't quite got his breath back, so he doubles over wheezing "healthily" instead. Jerk.

Location(s)

• Charlie Gardens Memorial Park

Rewards

Items:

• You acquire an item: super-duper-hyper-color t-shirt ( ?% )
• You acquire an item: ridiculously loose shorts ( ?% )
• You acquire an item: fancy jogging shoes ( ?% )
• You gain 11-17 moolah

Stats:

• You gain 1-2 brawn subpoints
• You gain 1-2 brains subpoints
• You gain 1-2 bravado subpoints

Notes

• One of his initiative messages is a reference to a jogger's aspiration to beat their 'personal best' - the fastest time that they can achieve.

References

• His Description is a reference to most of the ailments that befall an ardent jogger and their typical physique of a petite upper body.