Junkyard dog

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Description

You are approached by a very big, mean-looking dog. He's about 18 feet long with teeth as big as your leg, a tag on his collar reading "JYD" and a big military harness wrapped around his body. Very fashionable.

He bounds in your direction, crushing washing machines and cookers under his massive paws, and he doesn't look like he wants to give you a big doggie kiss.

Opponent Level Information

Opponent Level:

Power Level:

Attack Rating:

Defence Rating:

Scaling

• Does this opponent scale to you? No
• Subpoints Gain: Does this scale with player stats? No
• Opponent Level: Does this scale with player stats? No
• HP: Does this scale with player stats? No
• Elemental Damage Reduction: Y/N? If So What Kind
• Elemental Weakness: Y/N? If So What Kind
• Physical Resistance: Y/N?

Combat Messages

Initiative Message(s):

• "JYD" is too busy showing off his dog-like antics to an invisible crowd to attack you.

Successful Attack(s):

• He dogbutts you for X DAMAGE!
• You fail to move out of the way quickly enough, and get squashed under his huge paw for X DAMAGE!
• He bites you on the forehead for X DAMAGE!

Failed Attack(s):

• He starts to attack you, but is suddenly far more interested in sniffing your butt. Wait! He wants to smell your *what*!? Fortunately, it doesn't hurt, it's just bloody annoying.
• He's convinced that he's the baddest dog in the whole damn town... Which is accurate, assuming "baddest" means "least capable", since he fails to hit you.
• As he runs toward you, his collar gets snagged on something and he's yanked back onto his rump. Now that's comedy!

Location(s)

• Junkyard

Rewards

• You acquire an item: junkyard dog-tag (25%)
• You acquire an item: military harness (30%)
• You acquire an item: bottle of drool (19.5%)
• You gain 35-53 moolah

Stats:

• You gain 1-3 brawn
• You gain 1-4 brains
• You gain 2-5 bravado

References

• Junkyard Dog and JYD are reference to Sylvester Ritter.
• "He's convinced that he's the baddest dog in the whole damn town" is a reference to the Jim Croce song "Bad, Bad Leroy Brown"