Lotions and/or Potions

Listed below are all of the Lotions and Potions in the game. These either restore HP, and TP or give an effect, some can even be used in combat.

Chart

Item	Name	Effect
	Burn cream	Restores 10-25 HP
	Confusing instruction manual	Restores 18-24 TP
	Discovering Geographical Mechanics magazine	Restores 30-50 TP
	Dr. Morelli's miracle elixir	You acquire an effect: Furry (5 turns)
	Funky pink spores	You acquire an effect: Pink Clouds (5 turns)
	Mysterious white spores	You acquire an effect: Furunculoidosis (5 turns)
	Ointpment	Restores 5-10 TP
	Replacement snot	Removes snotless effect
	Sham rock-hard candy	Restores all HP and you acquire an effect: Fight Clubbed (30 turns)
	Shameep	Restores all TP and you acquire an effect: The Man, Silent (30 turns)
	Short pills	You acquire an effect: Short Tempered (5 turns)
	SmrTPills	Restores 10-20 TP
	Strange green spores	You acquire an effect: Foulmouthed (5 turns)