Musical valentine

This is a pretty standard commercial greeting card that invites you to be the valentine of whoever gave it to you. When you open it up, it plays a very cheesy electronic rendition of the song "Love Me Tender."

On the plus side, it has more music in it than some other things you could think of that claim to be "musical".

You wonder how it works.

Type: combat item
Autosell value: 30

Cannot be discarded
Can be autosold
Can be traded
Can be stored

Plural: Musical valentines

Obtained From

• L.O.V.E. Bling

When Used

After spending a serious amount of time opening and partially closing the card, you decide it's time to figure out how this gizmo works. You try, not all that delicately, to remove the singing technology from inside to find out how it... sings. Once you've satisfied your curiosity you realise there is no way known you will be able to put this back together and decide to throw it away.

If you have less than full TP:

You gain 1-50 TP

If you have full TP:

If you'd needed any, you might have gained some TP from doing that. As it is, you just destroyed a perfectly good card. Shame, really.

When Used in Combat

Despite being in the middle of a battle, you decide that you really need to find out how this silly card works. Because, you know, shiny thing! While your opponent waits patiently, you carefully examine the inside of the card, and then the outside, and then the inside again. Eventually you just give up and tear it apart to have a look, destroying the card in the process but teaching you a little something about cardy technology.

If you have less than full TP:

You gain 1-25 TP

If you have full TP:

If you'd needed any, you might have gained some TP from doing that. As it is, you just destroyed a perfectly good card. Shame, really. Now get back to fighting!

Notes

Only consumed if TP is received.

References

It has more music in it than some other things you could think of that claim to be "musical" is a reference to the fact that "Paradox the Musical" has nothing to do with musicals or music.

Collection

LordCretin - 300 | McFeisty - 261 | CommanderMack - 104 | Spiff - 71 | jimmyBUFFET - 70 | eL_JoEy - 58 | AxiS_Shadowbane - 34 | LadyDelilah - 20 | Dirxcec - 18 | Rakkasan - 13