Placable platypus

This duck-billed, beaver-tailed, otter-footed mammal has detection skills that are second to none. Sure, it's creepy (no offense to any platypus enthusiasts, of course), but otherwise it's awesome all round.

Type: miscellaneous item
Autosell value: N/A

Can be gifted
Cannot be autosold
Can be traded
Can be stored

Plural: ?

Obtained From

• Token Gear (TM).

When Used

You place the placable platypus in your C.A.G.E.'s scanning system and press the "SCAN" button. For several seconds, intense beams of light sweep across the placable platypus, while the screen displays helpful progress messages... "SCANNING... 2 minutes remaining... 5 minutes remaining... 8 seconds remaining... 3 hours remaining..." Hmmm, this seems strangely familiar. After an indeterminate amount of time, the message shows "SCAN COMPLETE - NEW HOLOPET SUCCESSFULLY INSTALLED!", which is terrific, but unfortunately the process involves your placable platypus being de-molecularized and hyper-accelerated to the point that it, well, no longer exists, man. On the up-side, your shiny new holographic Placable Platypus makes a great addition to your collection. For some obscure reason, you decide to call it "Random name". Lovely. You lose 1 placable platypus, leaving you with x.

Notes

• Makes a Placable Platypus appear in your C.A.G.E.

References

• Dogma is a 1999 American comedy film written and directed by Kevin Smith. The film is a satire of the Catholic Church and Catholic belief. The Opening credits has a disclaimer about offending Platypus enthusiast.

Collection

CommanderMack - 1 | Grokly - 1 | unknownZ - 1 | jimmyBUFFET - 1 | CeruleanArcher - 1 | Kratar - 1 | LadyDelilah - 1