Quantum Uncertainty

Description

A haggard, unhealthily pale student comes running up to you and pleads for your help.

"Man, I need to pass that exam and I still have no idea what that quantum physics stuff is all about. You look like you know more about that. Can you help me?"

Choice Messages

Say you have no idea

You tell him that noone really knows what quantums are, hence the term "quantum uncertainty". He seems to believe you.

Rewards:

• You gain 30-45 bravado subpoints

Tell him to bugger off

After pressing the button above the Schrodinger cat opens up

Pretend to know it all and explain it to him

"Quantums, as everyone knows is a packet of light really, as it is emitted that is. Also you'll never be able to exactly determine where your next meal is or how fast it is going AT THE SAME TIME. Got it? Good, now you owe me something."

The student rummages in the unfathomable depths of his labcoat, hands you a soggy betentacled pizza and scampers off before you confuse him anymore.

'Rewards:

• You acquire an item: squishy fishy pizza

or

"Quantums, as everyone knows is a packet of light really, as it is emitted that is. Also you'll never be able to exactly determine where your next meal is or how fast it is going AT THE SAME TIME. Got it? Good, now you owe me something."

"Ummm, thanks?" says the student, uncertainly, and scampers off before you confuse him anymore.

Location(s)

• Ultraspatiotemporalanomalistics Lab

References

• RTFM stands for "Read The Fucking Manual".