Raccoon

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Description

You hear a high-pitched growling sound coming from behind you and as you turn, you see the face of a very unhappy raccoon. It's standing on a large petrol canister, baring its teeth at you. Maybe it's mistaken you for a greedy, tree hating aardvark.

Opponent Level Information

Opponent Level:

Power Level:

Attack Rating:

Defence Rating:

Scaling

• Does this opponent scale to you? No
• Subpoints Gain: Does this scale with player stats? No
• Opponent Level: Does this scale with player stats? No
• HP: Does this scale with player stats? No
• Elemental Damage Reduction: Y/N? If So What Kind
• Elemental Weakness: Y/N? If So What Kind
• Physical Resistance: Y/N?

Combat Messages

Initiative Message(s):

• Looks like this is a showdown. Luckily, you're hot. You get the jump.

Successful Attack(s):

• He clambers up onto your shoulder and bites you on the ear for X DAMAGE!
• The raccoon stuffs his bushy tail into your mouth and chokes you for X DAMAGE!
• Your opponent leaps from a nearby ledge and claws your face for X DAMAGE!

Failed Attack(s):

• He swipes at you with his claws but his depth perception seems to be off and he misses by several inches
• The raccoon gets distracted when he sees his girlfriend run off with another guy and forgets to attack you. Adriaaaaaan!
• Your opponent tries to attack but falls off the canister and rolls down a garbage mountain.

Location(s)

• Junkyard

Rewards

• You acquire an item: raccoon mask (21.5%)
• You acquire an item: petrol canister (23.5%)
• You acquire an item: coon-skin cap (29%)

Stats:

• You gain 1-2 brawn
• You gain 1-2 brains
• You gain 2-3 bravado

References

• The message "Looks like this is a showdown. Luckily, you're hot. You get the jump." is a reference to Rocky Raccoon by the Beatles
• The message "The raccoon gets distracted when he sees his girlfriend run off with another guy and forgets to attack you. Adriaaaaaan! " is a reference to the Sylvester Stallone film "Rocky"