Rather annoying robodog

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Description

This is probably the most useless piece of technology ever created. With a tinny, crackly voice it barks at you, then wobbles closer, lifts one of its legs and positively widdles some machine oil on your foot.

Time to kick some metallic doggie arse!

Opponent Level Information

Opponent Level:

Power Level:

Attack Rating:

Defence Rating:

Scaling

• Does this opponent scale to you? No
• Subpoints Gain: Does this scale with player stats? No
• Opponent Level: Does this scale with player stats? No
• HP: Does this scale with player stats? No
• Elemental Damage Reduction: Y/N? If So What Kind
• Elemental Weakness: Y/N? If So What Kind
• Physical Resistance: Y/N?

Combat Messages

Jump Message:

• Enraged by so much insolence you get the jump on it.
• While you try to wipe off the oil it gets the jump on you

Successful Attack(s):

• It chews your shoe up. Too bad your foot was still in there. His robo-chomping does X DAMAGE!
• It does a somersault and lands head first on your mouth, doing X DAMAGE!
• It jumps high and covers your face in acidic slobber. Yeowch! X DAMAGE!

Missed Attack(s):

• It falls over and its stupid stumpy legs paddle the air quite ineffectually.
• It starts to chase its own tail in a very mechanical and stupid way.
• It somersaults in an attempt to bite your nose off, but accidentally gets its teeth stuck in its own backside. Yes, it bites its own shiny metal ass.
• It tries to chase you up a tree, but realises there are no trees inside.

Location(s)

• Exointrinsicbiotechnomystifics Lab

Rewards

• You acquire an item: Smug Pug Rug (10%?)
• You acquire an item: weak laser emitter (23%?)

Stats:

• You gain 9-15 brawn
• You gain 5-8 brains
• You gain 5-8 bravado

References

• The phrase "...it bites its own shiny metal ass." is a reference to the catchphrase of the robot, Bender, from Futurama. His favourite saying is "Bite my shiny, metal ass!"
• A reference to the iDog, a machine that imitates a dog and "dances" to the music.