Stickup Comic
Description
Just as you're starting to think this place isn't so bad, you're suddenly accosted by a stickup comic, wearing very tight trousers with a disturbing bulge in them. To your relief, this bulge turns out to be a conch shell, which he whips out, points at you and says, "Shell out or clam up!" then starts laughing hysterically.
You start to ask him what was so funny, when he says, "Your moolah or your wife!" and starts laughing again.
"Uh... look, I'm... I'm just gonna go," you say.
He points the shell at you again and says, "Don't move a mussel or I'll crown ya!" and goes right back into a laughing fit.
You ponder this for a moment then say, "That doesn't even make sense." He's so busy laughing that he seems to have completely forgotten about you.
So, what do you intend to do about this?
Combat Messages
| Tie Your Mugger Down |
You dive at the mugger fist-first, hoping to put an end to his stupidity but he dodges and you miss, which just makes him laugh even harder.
"I must have my timing right," he chuckles.
"Haha, man, that's really funny!" you say, "What do you think of this one?" You tell him a joke of your own, with a brick.
Rewards:
- You gain ?4-5-6? Brawn subpoints
| Join In The Fun |
It suddenly dawns on you... "Oh, crown! Like King Neptune! I get it!"
You join in laughing with him, and bask in the glow of finally getting the joke.
Too bad he still mugs you though.
Rewards:
| Just Walk Away |
You decide to leave him to his revelry, and walk away slowly.
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Notes
References
- The encounter makes a reference to itself using wordplay and jokes referring to his conch weapon.
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