Well that was a waste of time!

How to Attain

• Obtained after clicking the "Currently Under Construction Page" 1001 during the Pre-Alpha Stage of Paradox The Musical. Different messages shown after 1, 10, 100, 500 and 1000 clicks as well.

• First click: You probably don't want to go there. Construction sites are dangerous! KEEP OUT!
• 2nd-9th clicks: OK, seriously, what part of "KEEP OUT" is causing the misunderstanding here? It's a construction site! Move along!
• 10th click: Congratulations!!!

You have ignored all safety warnings and attempted to enter a dangerous construction site 10 times!! You will now be given the super-secret reward given to all such tenacious individuals - your choice: a smack upside the head or a kick in the pants.

• 10th-99th clicks: OK, stop it now. Really. Just go somewhere else. There is NOTHING TO SEE HERE!
• 100th click: You're STILL clicking!?!?!? OMFG what the hell is wrong with you??? STOP IT! Or maybe if you keep going, you'll get something interesting. Or maybe not. Muaaahahahaha!
• 100th-499th: OK, stop it now. Really. Just go somewhere else. There is NOTHING TO SEE HERE!
• 500th click: 500 clicks? Seriously, that's a whole lot of clicking. Don't you have anything better to do?

Notes

• The Image was originally the back-side of a horse, basically saying you're a horse's ass for clicking 1001 times.
• While it was available, Gobberwart specifically asked that no one spoil how to obtain the award, "Well that was a waste of time!"