XPhone

If you're backed into a corner, about to get the beating of a lifetime and you need to locate your opponent's weakness before you faint, this thing might have an app for that.

Type: weapon (Gadgets)
Class: Gadgets
Hands: 1
Attack: 100
Cost of TP on use: 3
Damage Type: Physical damage
Autosell value: N/A

Cannot be discarded
Cannot be autosold
Can be stored
Can be traded

Outfit name: N/A

Plural: XPhones
Bonus: +15 to Opponent Level, significantly increases your ability to irritate those around you

Obtained From

• Obtained by using a Flashcube or a Backpack Buddy

When Used

• You fumble with the xPhone for a moment or two and locate the little red button. You push the button and the object makes a bunch of weird metallic noises, and starts changing so quickly that you become a little dizzy.
  • You lose 'X' HP where X = 10% of Total HP rounded to the nearest whole number
• You gain an item: BioFeedback Watch

Combat Messages

Successful Attack(s):

• You select an app on your xPhone and it quickly analyses your opponent's 5 weakest points. After a few seconds, it emits a strong, quick pulse, doing (X) damage. Your opponent falls to the ground clutching its heart, or you know, whatever it has in place of a heart.
• You use your xPhone to update your social networking status to "Being attacked!" Several of your friends show up and beat your opponent for (X) damage.
• Since you can't immediately think of anything else useful to do with it, you chuck your xPhone at your opponent, striking it a nasty blow resulting in (X) damage.

Failed Attack(s):

• You attempt to use a new "laser" app to attack your opponent but the xPhone display flashes "DESTROY!" and zaps you instead for (X) damage.
• As you start to upload a virus to your opponent, the xPhone alerts you that you're out of range.
• You attempt to use your xPhone, but it's displaying a dangerously low battery. You should probably take some time to recharge.
• You try to attack your opponent, but your xPhone displays an "ID-TEN-T" error, whatever that is!

Notes

• If you attempt to use this item with insufficient HP, you are given the message "Using this is a bit too dangerous for you right now. Try again when you're a bit healthier."

References

• This item is referencing the iPhone.
• Many phones similar to iPhones have applications for multiple things, many of which are considered "useful" while others "extraneous" or "useless".
• An "ID-TEN-T" error is a reference that describes a user error instead of an actual error. "ID-10-T" spells IDIOT.

Flashcube Items

Xphone / Backpack buddy / Biofeedback watch

Collection

Blaize - 1 | WorldWizard - 1 | jimmyBUFFET - 1