Florist Gump

Well, hi there! Welcome to Florist Gump! Oh sure, I know what you're thinkin'. Kinda obvious name for a florist, ain't it? I can't help it, I just named the store after myself.

Tom Florist, at your service.

Anyhow, this here's my store, and I sell all kinds of nice, tasteful gifts that you could buy for your momma, or, you know, for someone else you like.

Heck, buy a gift and I'll even deliver it for you, free of charge!

All you have to do is pick out a gift, then choose your preferred delivery method, and finally write a nice message and... well, that's all I have to say about that.

Items Sold

Seasonal Items

Image	Item Name	Price
	Valentine's Day card	25 moolah
	lollipop	100 moolah
	multi-stemmed rose	250 moolah
	Valentine's soap-on-a-rope	400 moolah
	heart-shaped box of chocolates	500 moolah
	balloon... on a steek	1,000 moolah
	Valentine's traveler's mug	1,250 moolah
	Valentwine (TM)	2,500 moolah
	sexy teddy	5,000 moolah

Standard Items

Image	Item Name	Price
	anniversary card	25 moolah
	birthday card	25 moolah
	single red rose	100 moolah
	relatively personalized keychain	200 moolah
	box of "Life" chocolates	500 moolah
	smiley-face balloon	1,000 moolah
	potted violets	1,250 moolah
	gift-wrapped bottle of fine wine	2,000 moolah
	STD bouquet	3,000 moolah
	Over-The-Hill gift ensemble	4,000 moolah

Notes

• Opened February 14th 2009.
• (When you send a message) "Your gift will be delivered to <Player Name> as soon as possible! Thanks for your business!"
• Messages must be between 10-255 characters.
• Attempting to send a message to yourself yields the message "You want to send a gift to yourself? Come on now, why don't I just give you a hug instead?"
• There are seven different delivery methods available.
• On Valentines Day the heading says this: I do have something to say about something else. Since it's Valentine's Day, we have some special items in stock. Feel free to pick up something for your significant other, or others. Momma always said it's polite to buy gifts for folks on holidays.

References

• The name is a reference to the film Forest Gump The button you click to send your gift says "Run, florist, run" which is parody on a quote from this film.