Listed below are all of the weapons that do melee damage against an opponent.

Weapons

Blades


Image Item Name
Hands
Attack
Damage Type
Obtained From
  Razor-tipped glove 1 50 Physical damage SuperMegaGoogolplex Cinema
  Really big ruler 1 22 Physical damage Trigonopolymonomathopathology Lab
  Ceremonial ribbon-cutting scissors 1 15 Physical damage Demo Location
  SCYTHE OF DOOOOOOM 2 15 Physical damage Junkyard
  Tiny dagger 1 10 Physical damage DQS Kitchens
  Cold chisel 1 8 Physical damage Charlie Gardens Memorial Park
  Cheese cutter 1 6 Physical damage Kitchens
  Shovel 2 6 Physical damage Downtown
  Rusty butterknife‎ 1 3 Physical damage Charlie Gardens Memorial Park




Clubs


Image Item Name
Hands
Attack
Damage Type
Obtained From
  Wolfenstein 1 240 Physical damage Gobberwart
  Big bug zapper 1 200 Physical damage Gobberwart
  Fireman's axe 2 65 Unknown Unknown
  Rock-in-a-sock 1 60 Physical damage Combined Item
  Rubbery tentacle 1 30 Physical damage Astrophysiologymnometrics Lab
  short-handled pickaxe 2 18 Physical damage Mine Camp F
  Bear bum bum-battering bat 2 15 Physical damage The Long Wood
  Petrol canister 2 15 Physical damage Junkyard
  home-made nunchaku 1 10 Physical damage Demo Location
  Short piece of hose 1 10 Physical damage Junkyard
  Newspaper 1 7 Physical damage Junkyard
  Knuckle-duster 1 4 Physical damage Downtown
  padded stick 2 2 Physical damage Combined Item
  Stick 1 1 Physical damage Gymnasium




Staves


Image Item Name
Hands
Attack
Damage Type
Obtained From
  Impee Plastic Pitchfork 2 40 Physical damage Impalix
  Ant Queen's claw 1 25 Physical damage Charlie Gardens Memorial Park




Towels


Image Item Name
Hands
Attack
Damage Type
Obtained From
  grandfather's socks 2 40 Physical damage Astrophysiologymnometrics Lab
  torn veil 1 25 Physical damage Star-crossed scientist
  half-chewed towel 1 11 Physical damage Second-hand Sideshow

Notes

See Also


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