Pretty Much Lost

Description

Remember that one time when you were on a plane that crashed on a tiny island in the middle of the ocean and you spent over 5 years trying to find a way off and finally got the feeling that you were never going to escape? Now you've got that feeling once again, but this time there's no robot in a grass skirt, bad or otherwise.

Effect

• Randomly changes where you are adventuring every turn, much like teleportitis (from NetHack, originally called Hack, a Rogue-like game).
• Having this effect active allows you to adventure in the Wessonian Museum Library, and trying to return there (via the 'last adventure' link) after the effect has gone gets the message, "Try as you might, you can't find a way to get there."

Obtained By

• Drinking Sweet lemonade

References

• The Description's whole first line describes the plot of the TV show Lost and its 5 seasons.
• The Description's end of the second line is a play on the two producing groups that made the show; "Bad Robot Productions" and "Grass Skirt Productions"