Spiff

I CAN HAS LEADERBOARDS

Quotes

Below are quotes that I have from playing Kingdom Of Loathing

• Loper polishes Spiff's crown for her.
• Loper gives it a final buff and gently places it back in place on her highness.

• Gobberwart: GO to your room, DON'T take the tequila, DON'T slam the door, DON'T ask me if your five minutes is up

• Dr_Obvious: 743 hobo nickels, I can almost taste my monkey.

• Pahnts: I'm not sure what to say about that, spiff... :P

• Gobberwart says:i think he's pretty easy. i've done him before

• Beastyclaire: and I mean that in a normal way, Spiff! Not in a beastiallity way! ;P

• Whuknose: Is it perhaps too much to say my opponent hates babies?

• gnoccislut: all I know is "how much you gonna pay, and what do you want"

• gnocciSlut: well damnit, I can't even fight in the arena with my box of gonads

• Beastyclaire: I rule Spiff, AKA, I am the Queen! :D

• Gobberwart grabs spiff and holds her.. ok who's for spank-jelloing spiff?

• cowmanbob first typed I'd mount that thing....then thought better of it

• sigma_nightmare: *ahem* Spiff is getting clannies with a blow-what

• the babe: ohhh cool used the cyborg hand and just slapped the bitch

• Whuknose: Holy crap i was just banned for saying i was drug into the closet and violated by spiff >.>

• the babe: im off time to get the kid ready for school have a great gay all

• LesPaul: HAHAHA...I read that too quickly...spit shines her tittie LOL

• JechT I wouldnt kick justin timberlake out on a cold night

• elljaeT would rather not put too much though into her daughters alley

• Gobberwart: dudeofthecountry14 is now known as prisonbitch14
• Highwaywoman realizes that conversation has degenerated into "lol prison rape" but errr...

• elljaeT: lol Jazzy Grokly's waving at dogs balls, spiff is in the gutter, Gob was slinging poo, I was farting and Beasty is off somewhere playing polly pocket with the jolly green giant

• Spiff: <-----was innocent once
• STCclanbot coughs! ....sweet and innocent....my ass! :P

• Spiff wishes her lawn was emo so it would cut its self
• cowmanbob: LMAO Spiff

• PsymonM77: I think Spiff just sent me a severed head in a box
• Spiff: LMAO!

• Spiff humps Les
• LesPaul slaps Spiff and says Down Girl DOWN!!
• Loper: Spiff is in quite the, eh, "mood" today.

• Spiff is lost
• Travoltus finds spiff
• Spiff giggles
• Grumpy_olde_farte puts out an Amber alert for Spiff...
• Travoltus makes note of which gutter Spiff is in and leaves her to it

• Beastyclaire is afk playing Polly Pocket...(dont ask) lol
• Beastyclaire: lmao!! Thanks Spiff, I will use him wildly! >_< Rarw
• Beastyclaire: heh, beats playing with Polly Pocket ;)

• Spiff throws pickles at impy
• Tiny Plastic IMPy: rawr~
• Tiny Plastic IMPy puts them in her pants and proceeds to do a quite amazing impression of LW.

• Travoltus gets mud in his eyes ans goes blind!
• Spiff rips off her bathing suit and throws it LOL
• gnocciSlut rolls spiff over and sits on her while she tries to get the mud outta her eyes
• gnocciSlut: wait what?
• gnocciSlut smashes spiffs butt into the mud
• Spiff wiggles it in ya face
• Travoltus: now THAT's a mudpack!
• Travoltus needs mouth to mouth
• Spiff pushes beasty toward trav
• Beastyclaire sits on Travs face by accident >_>

• TIny PlaStic impY puts on a tux and rings Gobb's doorbell, asking to take Spiffy to the prom.
• Spiff puts on her best pair of spandex and begs to go
• elljaeT fixes spiffy's hair with some lovely curls and ribbons
• Gobberwart strokes his shotgun and reminds Impy to have her back by 11
• Beastyclaire: Oh its never a dull day with Spiify here..lol :)