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'''Successful Attack:'''
'''Successful Attack:'''
*A well-swung shovel's blade slices you in the ear. Something starts to flow, but it's almost certainly not beer. It's a lot redder for starters. More red? Meh. You take X DAMAGE.
*A well-swung shovel's blade slices you in the ear. Something starts to flow, but it's almost certainly not beer. It's a lot redder for starters. More red? Meh. You take X DAMAGE.
*Your opponents surround you and take turns at giving you a "golf slap" in the elbow for a total of 1 DAMAGE.
'''Missed Attack:'''
'''Missed Attack:'''
*One of the men swings his shovel at you, but you quickly duck down under it.
*One of the men swings his shovel at you, but you quickly duck down under it.
*Your opponents pause to start telling you of their dreams to open a surf shop on the coast. While it seems highly irrelevant, you prefer it to them hitting you.
*Your opponents pause to start telling you of their dreams to open a surf shop on the coast. While it seems highly irrelevant, you prefer it to them hitting you.
*You ready yourself for an attack from your opponents but instead they just smile and offer you a vegemite sandwich. You're not tempted.
*You ready yourself for an attack from your opponents but instead they just smile and offer you a vegemite sandwich. You're not tempted.
*The last thing workmen want to do is actual work, and you're making this job much harder than it needs to be. Your opponents lose interest and go to put the kettle on.
== Location(s) ==
== Location(s) ==
*[[Downtown]]
*[[Downtown]]