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{{Summary/Items/Drink
|imagename=Canbrown.png
== Description ==
|description=Packed solid with caffeine, taurine, vitamin B, gingko biloba and a secret ingredient that you more or less entirely don't want to know about (hint: it comes from a cow and it's not milk), this flavoured fizzzy concoction will ensure you don't sleep for at least a week. Or at least if you do, you'll have nightmares about that secret ingredient.
|autosell=8
|turnsonuse=5-9
|intoxication=N/A
|bladder=3
|discarded=Cannot
|autosold=Can
|traded=Can
|stored=Can
|plural=cans of Brown Cow Energy Drink
}}
== Drop Location ==
== Drop Location ==
[[Cafeteria]]
* [[Cafeteria]]
* [[Veni,Vidi,Vendi]] and press the "Shake The Machine" button
==When Consumed==
==When Consumed==
You drink the Brown Cow Energy Drink. SLURRRP!
You drink the Brown Cow Energy Drink. SLURRRP!
You gain 5 turns and 3 bladder.
*You gain 5-9 [[turns]]
*You gain 3 [[bladder]]
'''Stats:'''
*You gain 4 [[brawn]] [[subpoints]]
*You gain 4 [[brains]] [[subpoints]]
*You gain 4 [[bravado]] [[subpoints]]
'''[[Effects]]:'''
You gain 4 brains.
*You acquire an effect: '''[[Wings]] (10)'''
== Notes ==
<center>Vending Machine Sodas:</center>
<center>[[8-Down Lemonade]] <b>/</b> [[Brown Cow Energy Drink]] <b>/</b> [[Buck's Fizz]] <b>/</b> [[Doctor Pfeffer]] <b>/</b> [[Fizzygood]] <b>/</b> [[Pixie Cola]] <b>/</b> [[Syntho Pop]]</center>
== References ==
This is a reference to the energy drink [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_Bull Red Bull]. The effect is also a reference to the advertising campaigns in which Red Bull gives you 'wiiings' which was later changed to just wings.
*The "secret ingredient" being referenced is Taurine and the "it's not milk" is referencing the urban myth that Taurine was bull semen.
== Collections ==
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[[category:Drinks]]
{{Quick Links}}
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[[Category:Drinks (By Bladder)|3, Brown Cow Energy Drink]]
[[Category:Drinks (By Brains)|4, Brown Cow Energy Drink]]
[[Category:Drinks (By Bravado)|4, Brown Cow Energy Drink]]
[[Category:Drinks (By Brawn)|4, Brown Cow Energy Drink]]