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Barenakedchicken
Joined 4 July 2009
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A user with a most humiliating username in the history of Paradox The Musical. This wierdo don't know how to play the game, and is usually stuck on something as simple as taking killing the queen of the ant hive.
A user with a most humiliating username in the history of Paradox The Musical. This weirdo don't know how to play the game, and is usually stuck on something as simple as taking killing the queen of the ant hive.
In chat, he also makes stupid references to anything by Orson Scott Card.
In chat, he also makes stupid references to anything by Orson Scott Card.
In real life, people wonder how this guy even got a girlfriend, but nobody ever asks... except [[User:Codaflowers|Right2wrong2000]]. He asks every time he thinks about it.
In real life, people wonder how this guy even got a girlfriend, but nobody ever asks... except [[User:Codaflowers|Right2wrong2000]]. He asks every time he thinks about it.
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== History ==
A long long time ago, in a far away place where technology is so up-to-date that nobody under the age of 12 has ever heard of "dialup," a place where the Internet is so fast that it only takes a week to download about 1.5 MBs, and farmland is so...widely produced that when you tell people where you are from they scoff and say "city folk," and when you sit back having an armrest dig into your kidneys it makes everything else...less functional(ha ha ha...func), a young would raise rabbits, and dogs, pigs and the occasional skunk that unfortunately had been deskunked. (Are you with me so far?) This man was thumbing through a catalogue one day to find chickens with blue legs, or afros, pants...or even no clothes at all.
Yea, well, eventually he ordered some of these various exotic dancers...er I mean chickens, and raised them to be fine young hens and the occasional rooster. Many have their rumours of such things that happened next (insert you thoughts here) but eventually, no matter what happened, a...thing...was born.
This was of the loins of the chickens, no man has ever sought before. A chicken-looking-dealy that was very naked, and possibly cold. So many of you are probably not asking what happened next? But what happened next was that someone said "Look! That there is one barenakedchicken!" And so it was called: a barenakedchicken.
The chicken was a very creepy chicken, one of a kind, wearing things that no normal...chicken would wear. Eventually disguising itself to be human and probably someone will eventually find out and kill it and eat it for supper. But in the meantime, please enjoy this picture of well a barenakedchicken
-Enjoy :)
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