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== Combat Messages ==
== Combat Messages ==
'''Initiative message(s):'''
'''Initiative message(s):'''
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This one may be smarter than your average bear, but let's face it, the average bear is pretty thick. He doesn't see you coming.
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This one may be smarter than your average bear, but let's face it, the average bear is pretty thick. He doesn't see you coming.
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'''Jumped message(s):'''
'''Hit message(s):'''
'''Hit message(s):'''
'''Miss message(s):'''
'''Miss message(s):'''
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*You point out that "Rear Bear Stare" is not an appropriate way to attack anyone.
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*Just as he's about to attack you, a mouse with a funny accent runs out and tells the bear bum what a bum he is. He's too ashamed to attack you.
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*He scratches his bum. His bare bum. His bare bear bum bum. And the bear bum doesn't bum you. Er... hit.
== Location(s) ==
== Location(s) ==
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