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Growing up in the shadow of his famous parents (especially his mother) has made him rather irritable, despite their attempts to give him some of the spotlight. It's not their fault no one wants to spend moolah to see "The Amazing Average-Sized Man".
Growing up in the shadow of his famous parents (especially his mother) has made him rather irritable, despite their attempts to give him some of the spotlight. It's not their fault no one wants to spend moolah to see "The Amazing Average-Sized Man".
== Opponent Level Information ==
'''Opponent Level:'''
'''Power Level:'''
'''Attack Rating:'''
'''Defence Rating:'''
== Scaling ==
*Does this [[Opponents|opponent]] scale to you? No
*[[Stats|Subpoints Gain]]: Does this scale with player stats? No
*[[Opponent Level]]: Does this scale with player stats? No
*[[HP]]: Does this scale with player stats? No
*[[Elemental Damage Reduction]]: Y/N? If So What Kind
*Elemental Weakness: Y/N? If So What Kind
*Physical Resistance: Y/N?
== Combat Messages ==
== Combat Messages ==
'''Initiative Messages(s)'''
*Along with his height, his reflexes appear to be pretty average too, and you get the jump on him.
'''Successful Attack'''
*Your opponent is so average he can't think of a creative way to attack you so he resorts to just hitting you in the [[Body parts]] for X DAMAGE!
*He swings his tin-can [[stilts]] around his head and throws them at you, hitting you in the forehead for X DAMAGE!
'''Miss Messages'''
*He takes an extremely average swing at you which you're easily able to dodge.
*He tries to make himself taller by walking on [[stilts]]. Unfortunately for him this seems to require a fair amount of concentration and co-ordination, and he doesn't have time to attack you.
*Your opponent starts day-dreaming about a house in the suburbs with a white picket fence, a wife and 2.3 children and forgets to attack you.
'''Fumble Message(s):'''
*This guy also appears to be rather average at tying his shoe laces as he trips over them on his way to attack you.
== Location(s) ==
== Location(s) ==
== Rewards ==
== Rewards ==
*[[Item]]
*[[Image:canstilts.png]]You acquire an item: [[stilts]] '''( 30% )'''
*You gain XX [[moolah]]
*[[Image:cabbage.png]]You acquire an item: [[small handful of cabbage]] '''( 25% )'''
*[[Image:moolah.png]]You acquire 34-70 Moolah.
'''Stats:'''
'''Stats:'''
*You gain XX [[brawn]]
*You gain 1-3 [[brawn]] [[subpoints]]
*You gain XX [[brains]]
*You gain 1-3 [[brains]] [[subpoints]]
*You gain XX [[bravado]]
*You gain 2-6 [[bravado]] [[subpoints]]
== Notes ==
== Notes ==
== References ==
== References ==
* One of the miss messages refers to the American average statistic of having 2.3 children per family, as well as the obvious 'average joe' lifestlye.
* Apart from some amusing mental images refers on to how you 'cross'(breed) two things with greatly different sizes.
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