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Tablized...? Tableized...? I converted the list into a table.
== Messages ==
== Messages ==
'''"You sell your stuff to...'''
'''"You sell your stuff to...'''
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*yesterday's porridge
*yesterday's porridge
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*a semi-automatic sprinkler
*a semi-automatic sprinkler
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*a musical paradox
*a musical paradox
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*a monocle wearing peanut
*a monocle wearing peanut
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*a guilty-looking spouse
*a guilty-looking spouse
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*a tutu-wearing werewolf
*a tutu-wearing werewolf
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*a drunk celebrity
*a drunk celebrity
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*a poop-flinging monkey
*a poop-flinging monkey
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*an emo whining "Leave Britney alone!"
*an emo whining "Leave Britney alone!"
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*a blind security guard
*a blind security guard
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*a 6502 processor
*a 6502 processor
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*a guilty-looking spouse
*a guilty-looking spouse
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*a pair of dancing elephants
*a pair of dancing elephants
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*the Internet
*the Internet
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*a levitating pasta monster
*a levitating pasta monster
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*an acne-ridden geek
*an acne-ridden geek
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*the Darkness
*the Darkness
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*a giant leprechaun
*a giant leprechaun
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*a white dragon with blue eyes
*a white dragon with blue eyes
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*an offshore con-artist
*an offshore con-artist
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*the devil
*the devil
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*a 1337 haxxor
*a 1337 haxxor
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*a rich hobo
*a rich hobo
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*an old bottle cap
*an old bottle cap
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*a prosthetic prosthetic surgeon
*a prosthetic prosthetic surgeon
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*a hitherto-unknown flu strain
*a hitherto-unknown flu strain
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*a legal immigrant
*a legal immigrant
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*a bear with a TV on its belly
*a bear with a TV on its belly
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*an upper-class manx cat
*an upper-class manx cat
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*a sentient catapult
*a sentient catapult
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'''...for a grand total of XX [[moolah]]."'''
'''...for a grand total of XX [[moolah]]."'''
== Notes ==
== Notes ==