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'''Successful Attack(s):'''
'''Successful Attack(s):'''
*Your opponent attempts to trim a hedge, but realizes that one blade is insufficient for the task, so he cuts your [Body parts] instead, for X DAMAGE!
*Your opponent attempts to trim a hedge, but realizes that one blade is insufficient for the task, so he cuts your [[Body parts]] instead, for X DAMAGE!
*Your opponent climbs inside a large wooden wheel and runs over you for X DAMAGE, all without a single drop of rum!
*Your opponent climbs inside a large wooden wheel and runs over you for X DAMAGE, all without a single drop of rum!
*Several small orange men rush in singing, and throw Nerds at you. Since most nerds are known for being overweight, it hurts a lot, and you take X DAMAGE right in the [[Body parts]]!
*Several small orange men rush in singing, and throw Nerds at you. Since most nerds are known for being overweight, it hurts a lot, and you take X DAMAGE right in the [[Body parts]]!