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== Opponent Level Information ==
 
== Opponent Level Information ==
 
'''Opponent Level:'''
 
'''Opponent Level:'''
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'''Power Level:'''
    
'''Attack Rating:'''
 
'''Attack Rating:'''
    
'''Defence Rating:'''
 
'''Defence Rating:'''
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== Scaling ==
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*Does this [[Opponents|opponent]] scale to you? No
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*[[Stats|Subpoints Gain]]: Does this scale with player stats? No
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*[[Opponent Level]]: Does this scale with player stats? No
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*[[HP]]: Does this scale with player stats? No
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*[[Elemental Damage Reduction]]: Y/N? If So What Kind
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*Elemental Weakness: Y/N? If So What Kind
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*Physical Resistance: Y/N?
    
== Combat Messages ==
 
== Combat Messages ==
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*Your heart beats like a drum! Luckily, you remember the rules for fighting a swarm.
 
*Your heart beats like a drum! Luckily, you remember the rules for fighting a swarm.
 
'''Successful Attack(s):'''
 
'''Successful Attack(s):'''
 
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*They use the power of their awesome hair to get extra speed and then batter you with their wings for X DAMAGE!
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*The flock flaps furiously in formation around you, flinging filthy faeces into your face. Half-blinded, and full of fury from this astoundingly alliterative attack, you flounder, fall firmly forwards and fracture your finger. F... bother! You take X DAMAGE!
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*Having a flock of gulls peck your head is even more painful than you thought, and that's saying something, since you thought it would hurt a lot. You take X DAMAGE!
 
'''Failed Attack(s):'''
 
'''Failed Attack(s):'''
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*Instead of attacking you, the flock lands on the scrapheap and starts squabbling over a large patch of rice that's spilled from a burst old bag. After a few minutes of uncomfortable waddling, several of the gulls explode. Ha!
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*Instead of attacking you, the flock lands on the scrapheap and starts squabbling over a half-eaten sausage. "MINE! MINE! MINE!" BOOOOM! Sure was!
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*The lead gull has to stop to fix his hair as the wind seems to have blown it out of style, and the rest of the flock crashes into him.
 
== Location(s) ==
 
== Location(s) ==
 
*[[Junkyard]]
 
*[[Junkyard]]
    
== Rewards ==
 
== Rewards ==
*[[rice]]
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*[[Image:Rice2.png]]You acquire an item: [[rice]] (31%)
*[[half-a-sausage]]
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*[[Image:Halfsnag.png]]You acquire an item: [[half-a-sausage]] (30.5%)
*You gain XX [[moolah]]
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'''Stats:'''
 
'''Stats:'''
*You gain XX [[brawn]]
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*You gain 1-5 [[brawn]]
*You gain XX [[brains]]
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*You gain 1-4 [[brains]]
*You gain XX [[bravado]]
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*You gain 1-5 [[bravado]]
    
== Notes ==
 
== Notes ==
    
== References ==
 
== References ==
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*"MINE! MINE! MINE!" is reference to the seagulls from Finding Nemo.
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*The commentary on the dump gulls' hair references the band A Flock of Seagulls, an 80's new wave band known for the lead singer's interesting hair configuration.
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*The missed attack message of the gulls exploding is of an urban myth that birds eating raw rice makes them explode. Here, [http://www.birds.cornell.edu/pfw/AboutBirdsandFeeding/FAQsBirdFeeding.htm#rice check it out!]
    
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