<Your Pet name Here> looks at you and shudders. "My god look at you! You're thuch a meth! That'th tho unhygienic! Theriouthly! C'mere ya big lug, and let me thpruce you up a little!" The giraffe licks you all over with its thterile blue tongue, which is gross but does make you feel... well, fabulous!
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<Your Pet name Here> looks at you and shudders. "My god look at you! You're '''thuch''' a meth! That'th tho unhygienic! Theriouthly! C'mere ya big lug, and let me thpruce you up a little!" The giraffe licks you all over with its thterile blue tongue, which is gross but does make you feel... well, fabulous!