You prance forward and quickly poke/prod your opponent for X damage
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You nonchalantly show off how long and red your pitchfork really is, dealing X emotional damage. Naughty!
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You pitch a fit, swinging your weapon around wildly to cause X damage.
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'''Unsuccessful Attack(s):'''
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'''Fumble Attack(s):'''
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You attempt to summon a plastic devil but your opponent disrupts the chant with a small flask of holy water. The Power of Christ compels you to take X damage, you hack.
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You can pitch your friends, you can pitch your nose, but you can't - wait. Did you actually just pitch your nose? That really smarts! Your brain takes X poking damage