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Impee Plastic Pitchfork (view source)
Revision as of 17:28, 12 February 2009
, 17:28, 12 February 2009→When Used in Combat
'''Successful Attack(s):'''
'''Successful Attack(s):'''
*You prance forward and quickly poke/prod your opponent for X damage
*You nonchalantly show off how long and red your pitchfork really is, dealing X [[emotional damage]]. Naughty!
*You pitch a fit, swinging your weapon around wildly to cause X damage.
'''Missed Attack(s):'''
'''Unsuccessful Attack(s):'''
'''Fumble Attack(s):'''
'''Fumble Attack(s):'''
*You attempt to summon a plastic devil but your opponent disrupts the chant with a small flask of holy water. The Power of Christ compels you to take X damage, you hack.
You attempt to summon a plastic devil but your opponent disrupts the chant with a small flask of holy water. The Power of Christ compels you to take X damage, you hack.
*You can pitch your friends, you can pitch your nose, but you can't - wait. Did you actually just pitch your nose? That really smarts! Your brain takes X poking damage.
You can pitch your friends, you can pitch your nose, but you can't - wait. Did you actually just pitch your nose? That really smarts! Your brain takes X poking damage.
== Notes ==
== Notes ==