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Kamikaze flying squirrel (view source)
Revision as of 05:18, 5 September 2008
, 05:18, 5 September 2008Two new messages.
''Initiative message(s):''
''Initiative message(s):''
<center>While the squirrel buzzes angrily around your head, chattering unintelligibly, you decide to take matters into your own hands and attack him first.
<center>While the squirrel buzzes angrily around your head, chattering unintelligibly, you decide to take matters into your own hands and attack him first.
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''Jumped message(s):''
<center>With a high-pitched scream of "BANZAIIIII!" the squirrel starts to attack you. Unfortunately, he neglected to spell it, so you're busily searching for miniature trees while he launches his attack.
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''Hit message(s):''
''Hit message(s):''
<center>He shrieks something unintelligible, but follows it up with "AAIIEE!" (so you know he really means it), before crashing his tiny plane right into your head and causing you '''n''' DAMAGE!
<center>He shrieks something unintelligible, but follows it up with "AAIIEE!" (so you know he really means it), before crashing his tiny plane right into your head and causing you '''n''' DAMAGE!
Swooping low over your head, the squirrel drops what looks to be an acorn directly on your groin. Apparently this acorn has a little something special in the middle, because it explodes on contact, causing you 2 DAMAGE!
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''Miss message(s):''
<center>He attempts to fly his little plane into your bum, but misses by a clear foot. Understandable, really, there's not much opportunity to practice in his line of work.
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