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− | <center>[[Image:Name]]</center> | + | <center>[[Image:Poopiece2.png]]</center> |
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| == Description == | | == Description == |
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| + | While strolling across a peaceful green grassy area of the park, you completely fail to pay attention to where you're walking, and with a sickening *squish* noise, you step in a pile of something you more or less don't want to know about. |
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| + | It's brown and sticky, but it sure doesn't look like a stick. |
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| + | For some inexplicable reason, this makes it very angry. Who knew poo had feelings too? |
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| + | You manage to sneak up on it. |
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| + | == Opponent Level Information == |
| + | '''Opponent Level:'''1 |
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| + | '''Power Level:''' |
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| + | '''Attack Rating:'''1 |
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| + | '''Defence Rating:'''0-1 |
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| + | == Scaling == |
| + | *Does this [[Opponents|opponent]] scale to you? No |
| + | *[[Stats|Subpoints Gain]]: Does this scale with player stats? No |
| + | *[[Opponent Level]]: Does this scale with player stats? No |
| + | *[[HP]]: Does this scale with player stats? No |
| + | *[[Elemental Damage Reduction]]: No |
| + | *Elemental Weakness: No |
| + | *Physical Resistance: No |
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| == Combat Messages == | | == Combat Messages == |
| + | '''Successful Attack(s):''' |
| + | *It pounds you in the groin for (X) DAMAGE! |
| + | '''Failed Attack(s):''' |
| + | *It attempts to pound you in the knee but can't quite manage it! |
| + | *It tries to whack you in the bum but isn't a very good whacker and misses! |
| + | *It tries to pound you in the ankle but isn't a very good pounder and misses! |
| + | *It tries to whack you in the elbow but fails, dismally! |
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| == Location(s) == | | == Location(s) == |
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| == Rewards == | | == Rewards == |
− | | + | '''Items:''' |
− | *[[Item]] | + | *[[Image:cornbits.png]] You acquire an item: [[handful of "used" corn kernels]] '''( ?% )''' |
− | | + | *[[Image:peanuts.png]] You acquire an item: [[handful of "recycled" peanuts]] '''( ?% )''' |
− | *You gain XX moolah | + | '''Stats:''' |
− | *You gain XX brawn | + | *You gain 1-4 [[brawn]] [[subpoints]] |
− | *You gain XX brains | + | *You gain 1-4 [[brains]] [[subpoints]] |
− | *You gain XX bravado | + | *You gain 1-4[[bravado]] [[subpoints]] |
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| == Notes == | | == Notes == |
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| == References == | | == References == |
| + | * Occasionally, "Oh, bother" will show up after a message in reference to Winnie the Pooh, who uses the line as a catchphrase. |
| + | * The description about being brown and sticky refers to the following subverted joke: "What's brown and sticky?" "A stick!" |
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| {{Page/QuickLinks}} | | {{Page/QuickLinks}} |
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| [[Category: Opponents]] | | [[Category: Opponents]] |
| + | [[Category: Combat Adventures]] |
| + | [[Category:Adventures]] |