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== Description ==
== Description ==
While strolling across a peaceful green grassy area of the park, you completely fail to pay attention to where you're walking, and with a sickening *squish* noise, you step in a pile of something you more or less don't want to know about. It's brown and sticky, but it sure doesn't look like a stick. For some inexplicable reason, this makes it very angry. Who knew poo had feelings too?
While strolling across a peaceful green grassy area of the park, you completely fail to pay attention to where you're walking, and with a sickening *squish* noise, you step in a pile of something you more or less don't want to know about.
It's brown and sticky, but it sure doesn't look like a stick.
For some inexplicable reason, this makes it very angry. Who knew poo had feelings too?
You manage to sneak up on it.
== Opponent Level Information ==
'''Opponent Level:'''1
'''Power Level:'''
'''Attack Rating:'''1
'''Defence Rating:'''0-1
== Scaling ==
*Does this [[Opponents|opponent]] scale to you? No
*[[Stats|Subpoints Gain]]: Does this scale with player stats? No
*[[Opponent Level]]: Does this scale with player stats? No
*[[HP]]: Does this scale with player stats? No
*[[Elemental Damage Reduction]]: No
*Elemental Weakness: No
*Physical Resistance: No
== Combat Messages ==
== Combat Messages ==
'''Successful Attack(s):'''
*It pounds you in the groin for (X) DAMAGE!
'''Failed Attack(s):'''
*It attempts to pound you in the knee but can't quite manage it!
*It tries to whack you in the bum but isn't a very good whacker and misses!
*It tries to pound you in the ankle but isn't a very good pounder and misses!
*It tries to whack you in the elbow but fails, dismally!
== Location(s) ==
== Location(s) ==
== Rewards ==
== Rewards ==
'''Items:'''
*[[Item]]
*[[Image:cornbits.png]] You acquire an item: [[handful of "used" corn kernels]] '''( ?% )'''
*[[Image:peanuts.png]] You acquire an item: [[handful of "recycled" peanuts]] '''( ?% )'''
*You gain XX moolah
'''Stats:'''
*You gain XX brawn
*You gain 1-4 [[brawn]] [[subpoints]]
*You gain XX brains
*You gain 1-4 [[brains]] [[subpoints]]
*You gain XX bravado
*You gain 1-4[[bravado]] [[subpoints]]
== Notes ==
== Notes ==
== References ==
== References ==
* Occasionally, "Oh, bother" will show up after a message in reference to Winnie the Pooh, who uses the line as a catchphrase.
* The description about being brown and sticky refers to the following subverted joke: "What's brown and sticky?" "A stick!"
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