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'''Successful Attack(s):'''
'''Successful Attack(s):'''
*You throw the panned aura rocks and you and your opponent are suddenly engulfed in a sea of green fog. You hear the voices of motivational speakers (there's simply no mistaking their high-energy, you-can-do-it voices), but can't make out what they're saying or where they're coming from. When the fog clears, your opponent is rocking back and forth on the ground, muttering "I am a skilled metal worker. I am a skilled metal worker." over and over again. Looks like his psyche has taken at least (X) DAMAGE!
*You throw the panned aura rocks and you and your opponent are suddenly engulfed in a sea of green fog. You hear the voices of motivational speakers (there's simply no mistaking their high-energy, you-can-do-it voices), but can't make out what they're saying or where they're coming from. When the fog clears, your opponent is rocking back and forth on the ground, muttering "I am a skilled metal worker. I am a skilled metal worker." over and over again. Looks like his psyche has taken at least (X) DAMAGE!
* Amidst the dense green fog which issues forth from the panned aura rocks as they break near your opponent, undulates the sexiest creature to have ever been filmed against their knowledge for money. Your opponent can't help himself and vigorously attacks your rock creature. Jennacide! Unfortunately there is an explosion.
* Amidst the dense green fog which issues forth from the panned aura rocks as they break near your opponent, undulates the sexiest creature to have ever been filmed against their knowledge for money. Your opponent can't help himself and vigorously attacks your rock creature. Jennacide! Unfortunately there is an explosion.
"Local Sharp Miner Injured for (X) DAMAGE In Motorboat Accident. Film at eleven."
:"Local Sharp Miner Injured for (X) DAMAGE In Motorboat Accident. Film at eleven."
Boy, that's heartbreaking.
:Boy, that's heartbreaking.
* You cast the panned aura rocks before swin... er... your opponent. A potentially, but probably not entirely, noxious green gas is emitted along with a score of over-zealous moral guardians carrying picket signs with phrases like "Hugs Not Drugs", "I'm Right, You're Wrong" and "I'd Rather Be Fishing But Since You Can't Keep It In Your Pants I Have To Spend My Weekend Carrying Around This Sign To Make Sure You Know Where You're Probably Going When You Die" written on them. Apparently there's no character limit on picket signs.
* You cast the panned aura rocks before swin... er... your opponent. A potentially, but probably not entirely, noxious green gas is emitted along with a score of over-zealous moral guardians carrying picket signs with phrases like "Hugs Not Drugs", "I'm Right, You're Wrong" and "I'd Rather Be Fishing But Since You Can't Keep It In Your Pants I Have To Spend My Weekend Carrying Around This Sign To Make Sure You Know Where You're Probably Going When You Die" written on them. Apparently there's no character limit on picket signs.
Everyone is entitled to the opinion of this group, and that's unfortunate for your opponent since the group's opinion currently seems to be that your opponent deserves to take exactly (X) DAMAGE... in the name of decency, of course.
:Everyone is entitled to the opinion of this group, and that's unfortunate for your opponent since the group's opinion currently seems to be that your opponent deserves to take exactly (X) DAMAGE... in the name of decency, of course.
*With a fanfare and billows of deep green smoke, War rages out of your panned aura rocks, sets up stage and proceeds to spill the wine all over your opponent for (X) DAMAGE!
*With a fanfare and billows of deep green smoke, War rages out of your panned aura rocks, sets up stage and proceeds to spill the wine all over your opponent for (X) DAMAGE!
* Your panned aura rocks break against the ground and Kathy Bates' Nude Scene in "About Schmidt" lumbers across the screen of what passes for your opponent's eyes.
* Your panned aura rocks break against the ground and Kathy Bates' Nude Scene in "About Schmidt" lumbers across the screen of what passes for your opponent's eyes.
Your opponent dies.
:Your opponent dies.
Wait...Really?
:Wait...Really?
Of course not. Nothing ever really dies around here. If anything was gonna do it though, that would.
:Of course not. Nothing ever really dies around here. If anything was gonna do it though, that would.
In reality, your opponent takes (X) DAMAGE and goes hunting for brain bleach.
:In reality, your opponent takes (X) DAMAGE and goes hunting for brain bleach.
* You throw the panned aura rocks at your opponent. They strike the ground behind him and burst open with massive amounts of green smoke, laser lights and driving bass. The Spirit of Techno races forth upon a scooter and kicks your opponent with his raving shoes for (X) DOOF DOOF DAMAGE!
* You throw the panned aura rocks at your opponent. They strike the ground behind him and burst open with massive amounts of green smoke, laser lights and driving bass. The Spirit of Techno races forth upon a scooter and kicks your opponent with his raving shoes for (X) DOOF DOOF DAMAGE!
He cries invisible tears and calls for his mummer.
:He cries invisible tears and calls for his mummer.
== Notes ==
== Notes ==