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* Amidst the dense green fog which issues forth from the panned aura rocks as they break near your opponent, undulates the sexiest creature to have ever been filmed against their knowledge for money. Your opponent can't help himself and vigorously attacks your rock creature. Jennacide! Unfortunately there is an explosion.
* Amidst the dense green fog which issues forth from the panned aura rocks as they break near your opponent, undulates the sexiest creature to have ever been filmed against their knowledge for money. Your opponent can't help himself and vigorously attacks your rock creature. Jennacide! Unfortunately there is an explosion.
"Local Sharp Miner Injured (for X DAMAGE) In Motorboat Accident. Film at eleven."
"Local Sharp Miner Injured for (X) DAMAGE In Motorboat Accident. Film at eleven."
Boy, that's heartbreaking.
Boy, that's heartbreaking.
* You cast the panned aura rocks before swin... er... your opponent. A potentially, but probably not entirely, noxious green gas is emitted along with a score of over-zealous moral guardians carrying picket signs with phrases like "Hugs Not Drugs", "I'm Right, You're Wrong" and "I'd Rather Be Fishing But Since You Can't Keep It In Your Pants I Have To Spend My Weekend Carrying Around This Sign To Make Sure You Know Where You're Probably Going When You Die" written on them. Apparently there's no character limit on picket signs.
Everyone is entitled to the opinion of this group, and that's unfortunate for your opponent since the group's opinion currently seems to be that your opponent deserves to take exactly (X) DAMAGE... in the name of decency, of course.
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== Notes ==