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== Description ==

== Description ==

Oh great, you've encountered a mime! These guys are like incredibly boring clowns. They don't make balloon animals or ride in tiny cars. In fact, all they do is hang out in the park, amidst all the flowers and Frisbees, and pretend to interact with invisible objects. Wow, entertaining. Even joggers think mimes are jerks.

Oh great, you've encountered a mime! These guys are like incredibly boring clowns. They don't make balloon animals or ride in tiny cars. In fact, all they do is hang out in the park, amidst all the flowers and Frisbees, and pretend to interact with invisible objects. Wow, entertaining. Even joggers think mimes are jerks.

== Opponent Level Information ==

== Opponent Level Information ==

'''Attack Rating:'''

 

 

'''Attack Rating:''' 9-10

'''Defence Rating:'''

'''Defence Rating:'''

== Scaling ==

== Scaling ==

*Does this [[Opponents|opponent]] scale to you? Y/N

*Does this [[Opponents|opponent]] scale to you? No

*[[Stats|Subpoints Gain]]: Does this scale with player stats?

*[[Stats|Subpoints Gain]]: Does this scale with player stats? No

*[[Opponent Level]]: Does this scale with player stats?

*[[Opponent Level]]: Does this scale with player stats? No

*[[HP]]: Does this scale with player stats?

*[[HP]]: Does this scale with player stats? No

*[[Elemental Damage Reduction]]: Y/N? If So What Kind

*[[Elemental Damage Reduction]]: No

*Elemental Weakness: Y/N? If So What Kind

*Elemental Weakness: No

*Physical Resistance: Y/N?

*Physical Resistance: No

== Combat Messages ==

== Combat Messages ==

*You distract him by waving an invisible flower in his face, and attack when he stops to smell it.

*You distract him by waving an invisible flower in his face, and attack when he stops to smell it.

'''Jumped message(s):'''

'''Jump message(s):'''

*He pretends to notice something really surprising in the distance, and when you turn to look, he gets the jump on you!

*He pretends to notice something really surprising in the distance, and when you turn to look, he gets the jump on you!

'''Successful attack message(s):'''

'''Successful attack message(s):'''

*He cries invisible tears and calls for his mummer.

*He cries invisible tears and calls for his mummer.

He mimes being in a whole world of pain. He's pretty convincing, too.

*He mimes being in a whole world of pain. He's pretty convincing, too.

 

*He grimaces with pain, and demonstrates his ability to mime being injured by bleeding profusely. Which is good because, frankly, he could use the colour.

*He grimaces with pain, and demonstrates his ability to mime being injured by bleeding profusely. Which is good because, frankly, he could use the colour.

'''Hit message(s):'''

'''Hit message(s):'''

*He throws a few invisible things at you. After realizing that they're doing nothing at all, he picks up a nearby rock and beans you in the <[[Body parts]]> for 2 DAMAGE!

*He throws a few invisible things at you. After realizing that they're doing nothing at all, he picks up a nearby rock and beans you in the <[[Body parts]]> for X DAMAGE!

*He starts to attack you, then decides against it. Then he balls up his fist to hit you, and decides against that too. Just as you're about to say "Hit me already!", he flags down a passing jogger who punches you in the <[[Body parts]]> for 2 DAMAGE. What a jerk!

*He starts to attack you, then decides against it. Then he balls up his fist to hit you, and decides against that too. Just as you're about to say "Hit me already!", he flags down a passing jogger who punches you in the <[[Body parts]]> for X DAMAGE. What a jerk!

 

*He throws an invisible ball in the air, and hits it with an invisible baseball bat. While you're watching this ridiculous display, he pounds you in the <[[Body parts]]> for X DAMAGE!

*He throws an invisible ball in the air, and hits it with an invisible baseball bat. While you're watching this ridiculous display, he pounds you in the <[[Body parts]]> for 2 DAMAGE!

*[[Image:mimeshirt.png]] You acquire an item: [[stripy mime shirt]] '''( ?% )'''

*[[Image:mimeshirt.png]] You acquire an item: [[stripy mime shirt]] '''( ?% )'''

*[[Image:mimehat.png]] You acquire an item: [[floppy white beret]] '''( ?% )'''

*[[Image:mimehat.png]] You acquire an item: [[floppy white beret]] '''( ?% )'''

 

*[[Image:moolah.png]] You gain 10-14 [[moolah]]

[[Image:moolah.png]] You gain 10-12 [[moolah]]

'''Stats:'''

'''Stats:'''

*You gain X [[brawn]] [[subpoints]]

*You gain 1-2 [[brawn]] [[subpoints]]

*You gain X [[brains]] [[subpoints]]

*You gain 1-2 [[brains]] [[subpoints]]

*You gain X [[bravado]] [[subpoints]]

*You gain 1-2 [[bravado]] [[subpoints]]

== Notes ==

== Notes ==

*This is a reference to a Mime artist, which doesn't speak and only uses their hands to communicate.[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mime_artist]

*This is a reference to a Mime artist, which doesn't speak and only uses their hands to communicate.[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mime_artist]

*The successful attack message about him crying for his 'mummer' is a reference to a British tradition known as a [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mummers_Play Mummers Play]

*The successful attack message about him crying for his 'mummer' is a reference to a British tradition known as a [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mummers_Play Mummers Play]

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