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''Hit message(s):''
<center>He throws a few invisible things at you. After realizing that they're doing nothing at all, he picks up a nearby rock and beans you in the head for 2 DAMAGE!
<center>He throws a few invisible things at you. After realizing that they're doing nothing at all, he picks up a nearby rock and beans you in the <[[Body parts]]> for 2 DAMAGE!
He starts to attack you, then decides against it. Then he balls up his fist to hit you, and decides against that too. Just as you're about to say "Hit me already!", he flags down a passing jogger who punches you in the arm for 2 DAMAGE. What a jerk!
He starts to attack you, then decides against it. Then he balls up his fist to hit you, and decides against that too. Just as you're about to say "Hit me already!", he flags down a passing jogger who punches you in the <[[Body parts]]> for 2 DAMAGE. What a jerk!
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''Miss message(s):''
''Miss message(s):''
<center>He pulls the pin out of an invisible hand-grenade, and lobs it at you. The invisible pin, that is. The invisible grenade explodes invisibly, and harmlessly, in his hand.
<center>He pulls the pin out of an invisible hand-grenade, and lobs it at you. The invisible pin, that is. The invisible grenade explodes invisibly, and harmlessly, in his hand.
He tries to punch you in the knee but you quickly erect an invisible wall, and he punches that instead.
He tries to punch you in the <[[Body parts]]> but you quickly erect an invisible wall, and he punches that instead.
He tries to attack you, but is held back by an imaginary wind.
He tries to attack you, but is held back by an imaginary wind.