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<center>He throws a few invisible things at you. After realizing that they're doing nothing at all, he picks up a nearby rock and beans you in the <[[Body parts]]> for 2 DAMAGE!
<center>He throws a few invisible things at you. After realizing that they're doing nothing at all, he picks up a nearby rock and beans you in the <[[Body parts]]> for 2 DAMAGE!
He starts to attack you, then decides against it. Then he balls up his fist to hit you, and decides against that too. Just as you're about to say "Hit me already!", he flags down a passing jogger who punches you in the <[[Body parts]]> for 2 DAMAGE. What a jerk!
He starts to attack you, then decides against it. Then he balls up his fist to hit you, and decides against that too. Just as you're about to say "Hit me already!", he flags down a passing jogger who punches you in the <[[Body parts]]> for 2 DAMAGE. What a jerk!
He throws an invisible ball in the air, and hits it with an invisible baseball bat. While you're watching this ridiculous display, he pounds you in the <[[Body parts]]> for 2 DAMAGE!
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