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*You distract him by waving an invisible flower in his face, and attack when he stops to smell it.
*You distract him by waving an invisible flower in his face, and attack when he stops to smell it.
'''Jumped message(s):'''
'''Jump message(s):'''
*He pretends to notice something really surprising in the distance, and when you turn to look, he gets the jump on you!
*He pretends to notice something really surprising in the distance, and when you turn to look, he gets the jump on you!
'''Successful attack message(s):'''
'''Successful attack message(s):'''
*He cries invisible tears and calls for his mummer.
*He cries invisible tears and calls for his mummer.
He mimes being in a whole world of pain. He's pretty convincing, too.
*He mimes being in a whole world of pain. He's pretty convincing, too.
*He grimaces with pain, and demonstrates his ability to mime being injured by bleeding profusely. Which is good because, frankly, he could use the colour.
*He grimaces with pain, and demonstrates his ability to mime being injured by bleeding profusely. Which is good because, frankly, he could use the colour.
'''Hit message(s):'''
'''Hit message(s):'''
*He throws a few invisible things at you. After realizing that they're doing nothing at all, he picks up a nearby rock and beans you in the <[[Body parts]]> for 2 DAMAGE!
*He throws a few invisible things at you. After realizing that they're doing nothing at all, he picks up a nearby rock and beans you in the <[[Body parts]]> for X DAMAGE!
*He starts to attack you, then decides against it. Then he balls up his fist to hit you, and decides against that too. Just as you're about to say "Hit me already!", he flags down a passing jogger who punches you in the <[[Body parts]]> for 2 DAMAGE. What a jerk!
*He starts to attack you, then decides against it. Then he balls up his fist to hit you, and decides against that too. Just as you're about to say "Hit me already!", he flags down a passing jogger who punches you in the <[[Body parts]]> for X DAMAGE. What a jerk!
*He throws an invisible ball in the air, and hits it with an invisible baseball bat. While you're watching this ridiculous display, he pounds you in the <[[Body parts]]> for X DAMAGE!
*He throws an invisible ball in the air, and hits it with an invisible baseball bat. While you're watching this ridiculous display, he pounds you in the <[[Body parts]]> for 2 DAMAGE!