*Butter! Butter! Butter! Butter! Suh-wing butter! You swing your butterknife at your opponent, slicing it for X damage.
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*You dexterously butter your opponent for X damage.
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*You stab at your opponents with your butterknife. It's too blunt to penetrate, but it causes some nasty bruising worth X damage.
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'''Miss Message(s)'''
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*You poke your opponent with the knife, but its dull, rusty blade doesn't achieve much. Perhaps if you're really lucky, your opponent will eventually die from tetanus.
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*With a single slash from your mighty blade, your opponent... mighty blade, right! Who are you kidding? You miss your opponent completely.
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*You swish your butterknife through the air in the general direction of your opponent, but it's ineffective.
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'''Fumble Message(s)'''
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*You drop the the knife on your [[Body parts]], surprisingly cutting yourself quite badly for X HP.
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== Notes ==
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== References ==
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*"Butter! Butter! Butter! Suh-wing!" refers to the game Baseball.