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Seriously cybernetic hot beverage dispenser (view source)
Revision as of 00:50, 22 July 2009
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*While it sits quietly on the kitchen bench, you sneak up on it.
*While it sits quietly on the kitchen bench, you sneak up on it.
'''Successful Attack(s):'''
'''Successful Attack(s):'''
*It unleashes its steam valve but there's no milk nearby, so it froths up your knee instead for X DAMAGE!
'''Failed Attack(s):'''
'''Failed Attack(s):'''
*Your opponent produces a concoction that seems to be gazpacho soup, topped with whipped cream and chocolate sprinkles. It decides that this mix is too disgusting, even to be forced upon you, and quickly disposes of it.
*Instead of hitting you, it buzzes and whirs and produces a brew that is almost, but not quite, entirely unlike chicken noodle soup.
*It gets ready to attack you again but seizes up and only manages to cough out a cloud of coffee grounds.
== Location(s) ==
== Location(s) ==